Jimmy Carr's The Best of Ultimate Gold Greatest Hits Is a Safe Space for Brilliantly Evil Jokes

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Jimmy Carr's <i>The Best of Ultimate Gold Greatest Hits</i> Is a Safe Space for Brilliantly Evil Jokes

Jimmy Carr is one of my favorite comedy writers. He’s also not someone I would recommend for anyone without a firm warning. Over his nearly 20 year career in comedy, Carr has become an international success by carving the cruelest of ideas into perfect bite-sized bits. His latest special The Best of Ultimate Gold Greatest Hits collects his favorite jokes from across his career, packages in a few new ones, and dares the audience to laugh.

Carr isn’t for everyone, something he makes abundantly clear right from the beginning of the special. He opens with as close as he comes to a soft joke, a riff comparing himself to burn victims that ends with a line about how melted people stick together. “If you sat there thinking, ‘That was funny,’ you’re in for a lovely evening,” he says with a grin, before adding, “If you sat there thinking, ‘Well, that was a bit much, actually,’ it’s going to be a fucking long night for you, I won’t lie.”

What follows is a cavalcade of atrocities, each crafted with the loving care of an artist. Jimmy Carr relishes language, and part of the fun of his act is seeing how he’ll manipulate you into stumbling through the darkness. His weapon of choice is the one-liner. Some are simple word games like, “If you’re scared of pedophiles, grow up.” Others are laser-focused observations without a heart, such as “I had a friend who used to self-harm because he was bullied. I thought ‘whose side are you on?’” Occasionally it’s just playful: “Pornography! I’ll come to that later.”

This special is a celebration of jokes, often as much the mechanics of what makes them work as much as the jokes themselves. One small chunk involves Carr trying to write the shortest jokes possible, starting with a four-word joke, then a three-word joke, then two words. Each barbed hit trains the audience, wearing down your defenses against offensive content bit by bit until you stop thinking about the content and start embracing the rhythm of the jokes. Then when you’re neck deep in filth, he uses those expectations against you to pull out a cute bit like, “I was in a strip club and saw a woman do a thing with a bottle. I was disgusted. Red wine with fish!”

There are hundreds of jokes in this 57-minute special, taking the form of one-liners, callbacks, and crowd work. When a bit is too dark Carr joins in on the laughter with his mockingbird-like cackle. Carr’s laugh is a genuinely haunting thing, a disingenuous mocking pop that almost works like a joke tag when it appears. If we ever allowed a British person to play the Joker, Jimmy Carr’s audition would probably be blood-chilling.

One running piece of crowd work involves a bit about how Carr slept with the mother of a teenager in the front row. It starts with one brutal aside, “I still owe her 20 euro. That’s right, I paid for everyone,” and continues through the hour. At one point a heckler in the back row even gets a dig in on Shane’s theoretical mother. On a schoolyard, it’d be cruel, but inside the show, it’s not. The audience has accepted the difference between performance and reality, and Shane has his dad next to him for comfort.

The closest American comparison to Carr is Anthony Jeselnik, another brilliant artist with a gift for efficiently mining pain for comedy gold. Each is uniquely a product of their country of origin. While Jeselnik’s darkness is a reflection of American apathy and cultural nihilism, Carr similarly parodies Britains’ veneer of propriety. For all his elegant styling and careful language, he revels in cruelty, insults, death, and selfishness. Our two countries have similar historical crimes, but the British have always had a way of seeming above it all. While Jeselnik dares you to look, Carr puts an extra coat of polish on his atrocities and proudly displays them.

His greatest strength is delivery, treating his jokes with alternating pride, outrage, and sheepishness. He lets some bits hang in the air with a gleeful smile, while others he immediately tags to keep the laughter rolling before anger can spark. “I was reading the side of the box of Viagra they sold me. And it said on the side of the box, ‘keep away from children.’ I thought what kind of man do they think I am? That can’t maintain an erection with a child!” When groans punctuate the loud laughter, he responds, “well that joke really separated the men from the boys. Somewhat ironically,” before unleashing his hellish bird laugh.

Carr’s act is one of the best examples of why consent matters between a performer and their audience in comedy. One thing that’s sometimes lost in conversations about safe spaces is that they exist to protect audiences and free speech alike. There’s a place in the world for hurtful, cruel, vicious jokes. It’s just when they’re shared willy-nilly, without warning to the people experiencing them, that they become a problem.

No one comes to a Jimmy Carr show without knowing what they’re getting into, and the gradual pace of how his evil escalates gives most people enough time to know when to leave. The Best of Ultimate Gold Hits is a profoundly evil, brilliantly written hour of comedy. Drawing from years of material, that shouldn’t be surprising.

What might surprise you is that underneath the shock is how even-handed the material is. Carr equally shits on everyone, including himself. Unlike the countless “truth teller” comedians out there, Carr isn’t trying to tell you anything about his reality. He’s creating a world of giggles from real life crime, suffering, monsters, disability, race, language, privilege, and Shane’s mom. His very character is steeped in privilege, a man with perfect hair and a thousand dollar suit holding court with his horrors. But he never tries to make you think he’s right.

For one brief moment, you worry he’s about to go on a rant about PC culture and how it’s ruining comedy. Then he uses it as an excuse to discuss his own imaginary crimes, and you can breathe a little easier. We live in a time where millionaires regularly make lazy hack jokes about how triggering their act is for an audience of imaginary snowflakes. Jimmy Carr doesn’t try to market himself as shocking, because he’s not worried about what you think. He only wants to give you the Ultimate Gold Hits, and by God he delivers.

The Best of Ultimate Gold Hits is now streaming on Netflix.

John-Michael Bond is Paste’s assistant comedy editor. He’s on Twitter @BondJohnBond.