So this guy Bob Mueller turned in some kind of report about the president or something to whoever our attorney general is. I guess it’s important? I don’t know, I just know it was suddenly the only thing Twitter was talking about starting like an hour ago. I don’t know the news, I just know jokes, and these seem to count, I guess. (Who’s the president again, anyway?)
So yeah, I mean, if you want to read some internet jokes from the websites, about this Mueller guy and his homework, or whatever, here you go. Here’s a lot of ‘em, from a bunch of people who bothered to set up a Twitter thing. They all seem pretty okay, as far as jokes go, even if I don’t really understand what they’re about. Man, this job would make a lot more sense to me if people tweeted this much about that Garfield restaurant, or why they’re angry about Star Wars. You know, regular stuff like that, for all us normal types who don’t have time to learn about the politics. Gimme some football jokes already!
These aren’t those. These are tweets about the Mueller Report. If you know what that is, well, good for you, I guess. These jokes might make sense to you.