The Funniest Tweets About the Third Presidential Debate

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The Funniest Tweets About the Third Presidential Debate

This latest horrible thing has ended, and now we wait for the next horrible thing on November 8, and all the other separate horrible things in-between. That’s politics in the 21st century, and hell, probably every century. (We’ve only been around for parts of two of them.) Tonight’s debate was another dispiriting affair that makes us simultaneously regretful of already voting (this whole process taints all of us) and yet proud of the person we voted for (who may or may not be one of the two people who assayed their way through this debate like incorrigible shrieking demons). So yes: the third of three presidential debates has passed. There are no major joint meet-ups between the candidates on the schedule, nothing between today and election day other than 20 24-hour news periods that will almost definitely feature a currently unknowable level of calumny and embarrassment. This is our lot: to despise everything, and everyone, forever. God bless the USA.

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