Funniest Tweets About St. Patrick's Day

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Funniest Tweets About St. Patrick's Day

Hey it’s everyone’s favorite holiday St. Patrick’s Day featuring such fun activities as “harassing people based on what colors they aren’t wearing” and “binge drinking” like you’re in the dorkiest street gang to ever exist. Some people call holidays like St. Patty’s Day “amateur drinking holidays” which makes it seem like there’s a professional tier and I suppose there is it’s called “alcoholism.” Okay that feels like enough usage of the quotation marks and probably enough negativity about the holiday. Hey even the worst holidays are still better than average non-holiday days. There are a lot of Thursdays but St. Patrick’s Day only comes once a year so that has to count for something, right? Anyway, it’s something to talk about. And hey, when you give comedians something to talk about, they’ll do it in a way that’s funny and enjoyable to read. Hence, this gallery! Wow, so glad you could all make it.

Today we feature tweets from these funnymen and funnywomen: