Happy 8th of July everybody. We hope you spent the 4th with people you love, and maybe made a donation to RAICES (the Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services) to give back to others trying to celebrate the freedom we get. Of course, you could have just gotten drunk or eaten too many veggie dogs. We aren’t your parents. What we are is your friendly local compilers of fine Tweets, and good lord do we have a batch for you this week. So grab some leftovers from the fridge and enjoy the funniest tweets of the week. It’s your patriotic duty.