The Funniest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest Tweets of the Week

Friends, welcome to the tweets. I chose them especially for you. When this post goes live I will be on a plane flying high above these United States. Specifically I will be in seat 17D, which isn’t the seat I wanted but it’s the seat I got. In all likelihood I will be snoozing into my travel pillow, but maybe I’ll be wide awake reading a book. The website says they’ll be serving breakfast, so we all have that to look forward too. Some nice little airplane yogurt with a handsome little airplane spoon. Probably I won’t spring for the wifi but if I do spring for the wifi, I look forward to seeing you all in The Discourse. Happy travels to all, especially me:

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