The Funniest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest Tweets of the Week

Hello, it is Christmas morning and you and I are on the internet. And I think that’s just great! I write you from suburban Massachusetts, where Winter Storm Ethan has draped the land in a layer of snow and ice. Thanks, Ethan! We got tiny little doggy mittens for the dog to wear when we walk her. She does not like the doggy mittens. In fact, she hates the doggy mittens. She does not know how to walk in them and she tries to chew them off. It is a damn mess! But on the bright side everyone gets the day off, except for this post. What are you going to do today? Me, I am probably going to see The Post. Or possibly Star Wars again. Or maybe watch all of the Futurama Christmas episodes. Who knows! Okay, bye.

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