I will let you all in on a little secret. Every week, as you know, I compile these lists of the funniest tweets of the week. But what you do not know is that from every list I select one tweet, the funniest of the funniest tweets, and copy it into a separate document. In this document are all the funniest tweets from every list I have ever compiled, going all the way back to, I don’t know, 2016 or whenever. And one day, maybe in the near future, maybe in the distant future, I will post all of these tweets in a grand list to end all lists. And it will be called The Funniest Tweets of the Funniest Tweets of the Week. And then I will finally be free.