11 of 30
"Open a can, pour that shit in a bowl, and microwave it. Congratulations! You are a chef."
But really, can a "recipe" get any more simplistic than this?
12 of 30
Okay, I stand corrected: A recipe CAN get more simple.
If you need this recipe in order to make oatmeal, then you should be kept as far away from a microwave as possible.
13 of 30
Meat, as described by a space alien who has only heard rumors of its existence.
14 of 30
Your Nona has always wished she could just throw every ingredient of a spaghetti dinner into a magic box, press a button, and have it come out piping hot and fresh. And now, with the miracle of the Science Oven, that day has arrived.
15 of 30
Marmalade, cream cheese and mustard = "Oriental"
16 of 30
You can't just SAY "oven" and mean "microwave," book. That's not how this works.
17 of 30
Honestly, who the hell is going out to acquire multiple pheasants, all the while intending to bring them home and bombard them with microwave radiation for 70 minutes? I pray that no one ever actually did this.
18 of 30
Ayyyy! Come on down and try Jimmy Pesto's new Pizza Steaks! They're covered in oregano, and hot from the microwave! Whadd'ya got to lose, except your dignity?!?
19 of 30
Nothin' sets off the flavor of a good pork chop like a can of condensed cream of chicken soup.
20 of 30
I defy you to tell me what this monstrosity is supposed to be.