35 Possible Titles for the Mrs. Doubtfire Sequel

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Hey, did you hear there’s a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel in the works Robin Williams is back with director Chris Columbus (not the explorer) to reprise the story of a guy who dresses like a lady to win his kids back, or something. It was 1993, who can remember?

The main difference this time around is that while Robin Williams may have to work at the “lady” part just as hard, the “old” will be a bit more natural. Anyway, there’s no working title yet, and because we’re so excited about this film, we thought we’d offer 35 possibilities to help the writers out. We’ll gladly give up the rights to any of these titles for a modest sum, or for just one hour of Robin Williams pelting us with fruit at the Paste office in Decatur.

Here we go:

1. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: I Feel Like They Might Catch On Pretty Quickly This Time

2. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Mini-Skirtzzzzz

3. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: This Time, You Get to See Robin Williams’ Mr. Doubtfire

4. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: WHO AMONG THEE DARES TO DOUBT THE FIRE?!

5. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Pretty Much Like The Birdcage

6. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Everyone Died Except Mrs. Doubtfire, Who Spends Her Days Shouting Slurs at Skateboarding Teens Outside Her Window

7. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Just Two Straight Hours of Euphegenia’s House

8. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Holy Shit, Sally Field is 67?

9. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Robin Williams Has to Become a Stripper to Get Closer to His Daughter, Who is a Stripper Now, and it Gets Really Dark, Really Fast

10. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Don’t Worry, Rob Schneider’s Not in This One

11. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Oh Crap, Sorry, Yes He Is

12. Mrs Doubtfire 2: He Plays a Talking Tree, For Some Reason

13. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Mrs. Doubtfire Wasn’t Quite Ready to be Done with the Female Attire and Quite Honestly, May Never Be Ready, and People are Going to Have to Deal With That

14. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Doubting the Next Element, Water

15. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Pierce Brosnan is Demanding More Laugh Lines and He’s Not Even Remotely Funny

16. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Driving Miss Doubtfire (Note: Entire Movie is Racist)

17. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Chris is Grown Up Now and, Yup, He Has a Granny Fetish

18. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Menopause

19. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Based on a Contract Signed in 1996, Music by Limp Bizkit

20. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: The Sexual Awakening

21. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Robin Williams Hasn’t Slept in a Week and He’s Ready to Get Weird

22. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Even Martin Lawrence Thinks This Movie is Gimmicky

23. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Fire in the Hole (Note: Entire Movie is Pornographic)

24. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Stuart Kills Himself By Eating a Huge Bowl of Pepper

25. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Jumanji 2: Good Will Hunting’s Night at the Museum

26. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: We Forget What Happened in the First One, So There May Be Continuity Errors…All Six of Their Kids Were Boys, Right?

27. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Obama is Ruining This Country

28. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Where There’s Smoke, There’s a Weird Guy Dressing Up Like an Old Scottish Lady

29. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Out of the Frying Pan, Into a Weird Guy Dressing Up Like an Old Scottish Lady

30. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Great Balls of a Weird Guy Dressing Up Like an Old Scottish Lady (Note: Entire Movie is Pornographic)

31. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Mrs. Doubtfire Gets Seduced by Tucker Max

32. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Divorce is a Failure in the Eyes of God

33. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Back in the Habit

34. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Shia LaBeouf Wrote the Script, Which Bears a Striking Similarity to Apollo 13

35. Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Blissfully Pretending Social Attitudes Haven’t Changed in 20 Years, and Transgender Advocates Will Be Totally Cool With Using This Lifestyle as a Punchline