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Happy Star Wars Week! In celebration of the seventh installment in the biggest movie franchise in history, I’ve done my best Weird-Al-meets-Weezer impression.
GIRL IN THE WORLD
by Marc Martel
VERSE 1:
Can I get a witness
What I’m missing is a Mrs.
An Amidala princess
To go all the way with me
It isn’t what you’re thinking
This jedi is a gentleman
In need of a companion
On twelve-eighteen two thousand and fifteen
CHORUS:
I’m looking for a girl in the world out there
Who’s rocking double side-buns in her hair
And when I raise my light saber in the air
She knows I ain’t playing
She’s looking for a guy for the world premier
Who’s appreciates her vintage Wookie bandolier
And whispers sweet like Yoda in her ear
You know what I’m saying
Is there a girl in the world
To see The Force Awakens with me
VERSE 2:
She calls it my blaster, not my ray gun
Correctly quoting Vader and Obi-Wan
It’s obvious the Force is strong with this one
She’s all that a girl could be
Yes I will meet her at the theater
That fateful night in mid-December
Won’t even have to wine and dine her
She’s saving the spot by her side for me
Middle fifth-row seats
CHORUS:
I’m looking for a girl in the world out there
Who’s rocking double side-buns in her hair
And when I raise my light saber in the air
She knows I ain’t playing
She’s looking for a guy for the world premier
Who’s appreciates her vintage Wookie bandolier
And whispers sweet like Yoda in her ear
You know what I’m saying
BRIDGE:
Is there a girl in the world for me
There’s gotta be a girl in the world
Who daydreams of Tatooine
I’m looking for a girl in the world
Who’s out of this galaxy
But not far away
Far far away
VERSE 3:
Oh, what if she’s my Death Star
A bigger flop than Jar-Jar
Or worse, she ends up being my sister
Wouldn’t be the first time
CHORUS:
I’m looking for a girl in the world out there
Who’s rocking double side-buns in her hair
And when I raise my light saber in the air
She knows I ain’t playing
She’s looking for a guy for the world premier
Who’s appreciates her vintage Wookie bandolier
When I’m whispering like Yoda in her ear
She knows what I’m saying
Is there a girl in the world
To see The Force Awakens with me
There’s gotta be a girl in the world
To see The Force Awakens with me (woo-hoo)
Just one girl in the world
To see The Force Awakens with me
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