A little over a month after Trump’s first major handshake defeat, the leader of the free world has found himself embroiled in yet another meathook scandal. During Trump’s recent Poland trip, Agata Kornhauser-Duda snubbed his first attempt at a handshake, choosing instead to go for Melania’s delicate grasp. Only after greeting Melania did Poland’s First Lady succumb to the president’s sweaty mitts.
Was she intentionally snubbing the man? Was she merely trying to save her bones from being broken by the notoriously aggressive fist-pumper? Will Trump take to Twitter at 5 a.m. to rail on Poland’s crazy-low IQ and poor ratings? Only time will tell.